Some people just have cash to burn, like the mom who bought a gamecube and was asking what games I thought her kid would enjoy, her kid is 4 fucking years old and she is dropping over 300 so the dumb shit can play inside all day. Damn I had two other super retarded customers mixed in with all the foreigners who can't speak English and explain what they are looking for, hell some of them even applied. I now don't get a parking pass for school. In previous years they included the form with the bill but the cut off date this year was the 23 and I got my bill on like the 27 or something. Of course John got his bill early and well didn't share this information, asshole. Oh well, hopefully I can live with it. It is mostly the stupid school's fault, dumb fucking cunt of a school. Shit I just hate it sometimes. Maybe Jordan can drive my sorry ass to school.

Some piece of white trash slammed the trunk on the head of her father, also white trash, he got soooooo pissed off that it look like he was going to strangle her. He quickly grabbed her shoulder instead and shook it. I really wish I saw that, fucking funny. Kept calling her a dumb cunt too, all I have to say is true dat.

Friday, August 30, 2002  

Wow I went on something like 5 rides at Wonderland today, my nephew didn't want to go any very many this time around or something, dumb shit. My niece went on The Bat with her friend. Weird since she refused to go on the wooden coasters because she was still scared from it last year but, yeah.  I did however put a high score on all the Galaga games that they had, including a level 14, 90 000 score.  Doesn't sound like much but remember that this is an old school game where it just gets super fast and the arcade settings are tweaked in such a way that it is way harder than the NES version.  Hmmmm the visitors today were weird too, they seemed like a bunch of union guys, I say this due to the amount of mullets and fat men walking around.  I was half expecting to run into pasty white boys who like wearing green and handling sausages.   

My second observation was that I found a better way to classify people.  For example I saw this thing sitting on the bench.  yup I figured a good way to identify people and to separate them is by how many rolls they have. Now this person I think was trying to attract guys who go for just the one roll but in reality this beast was a two roll in disguise as one, I guess it is more attractive having one big roll instead of two. So yeah, ummmm I don't know what else to say about this. But hey I updated, yay. I love Goldfinger, fuck I love these tunes yo! They are playing mostly on the CD player so may not show up in the blog amp unless I play an mp3 or two.

I have a sunburn going from one eye to the other and my nose, all bright, shiny, and red.

Tuesday, August 27, 2002  

Holy fuck Passions is messed up today.  Julian and Tabitha's scene was just so fucked up, too funny to explain so if you missed it well you will have to kill yourself now because it was that good.  It is pretty sad when you have to run to 3 different rooms looking for enough change to buy a donut at Tim's.  I missed out on going, well out because I can't support a life style of going out twice.      

Sometimes people just bring in weird pictures.  Yesterday there were two pictures of people doing cocaine, I just thought it was weird that they took pictures of it, fucked up shit. I should shave today.  Ok my schedule for school is just about finalized except for one fact, I can't remember a course that I signed up for, I don't remember the course name, time, days, term, nothing.  Now I have to find out that information including if I got into that class and see if I can fit one final class in, than I'm all good.   

Sunday, August 25, 2002

I have a day off, the bad is that no one else does.  What the fuck is with my neighbours behind me, firstly a few decide to have a party and blast music all night long until about 5 in the morning.  I could hear it so clearly, the noise in my room was louder than what I have the volume on the TV at.  Second and most surprising was that none of the other neighbours called the cops on them, like it went on all the way to 5 in the morning.  I'm such a geek, I played Heroes 3 again, I beat it in about 90 days, previously it took me 197 or so days.  So what else has been going on, well not much.  I will be going to Wonderland again on Friday or so.  I am still amazed at my marks, like seriously I was not ready for those exams.  Damn I made muffins the other day and they were soooo fucking good, a little on the dry side but so fluffy and yummy, like oh my god.  Where the hell is Pierre , damn guy must be walking his poodle or something, what a weird guy.  Damn play-doh is dry but damn it I have the mad skillz. In that picture of the poodle it should be noted that the Tostito bottle has been sitting on my desk for the last 4 days and still has stuff at the bottom.

Thursday, August 22, 2002  

Oh  wow this is fucked up, I can't believe these marks, they're crazy.  Like I read 3 books for the two courses in about 3 days, hell I never even got to read my review notes for the geography course and only did a second chapter review for 75% of the book, there was something like 6 chapters left unread.  This is just insane.  Fuck I am never going to study again and ace school.  I never studied anything for any science courses, maybe I can get a bachelor of Science degree, with my dyslexic self it will probably be a Bachelor of Scenery.  My bellybutton is moist.  Is that normal?  Tell me how your belly button feels and how moist it is, send me this feed back with the form on the left, rate the wetness of your bellybutton on a scale from 1 to 10    

My feet feel weird, the skin is all weird...down there.  I think I could probably peel a really thick layer of foot off, I could do My geckos proud and really shed a good layer of skin, it ill be neat because it will be foot shaped, who will buy this from me?  Who will eat it.  I thought I had a day off today so I thought why not treat myself to a delightful night of watching 4 Star Trek episodes and than Quantum Leap.  I saw Banzai yesterday, it was after a Star Trek, and my god what a fucked up show.  Did learn something interesting though, it is OK in Ontario to show a 16 year old's boobs on TV but not in BC.  They had the show again but originating out of BC TV station and they edited it out.  I guess it is 18 there.  What a fucked up show, I think I will watch it again, not like I have anything else to do.  Yeah so than I get a call at 9 to come in and work , fuck I was tired.  I was watching TV until like 4.30.  I love it when I am so tired that I don't even open my eyes to answer the phone and have no clue what is going on or what time it was.  Half an hour later I got out of bed and realized what time it was.  Fun Times.  Damn well that ruined my plans to go to Guelph.  A lot of skin is peeling off my foot now.  The thing on the side is the latest songs I have played on the computer, it takes up space and it is free so yeah.

I think I should go make a cake so I can eat some batter, yum. Wow Royal Bank sent me a cheap map of Canada to entice me to buy a car, It would have been more useful if it was a map of the region or something, bad marketing on their parts. I need an S Video cable. There was a bunch more that I wanted to write down but I can't think of any of it, cake cake cake.

Wednesday, August 21, 2002

Damn kids are weird, the youngest was playing with a farm than said something like lets get on the tractor farmer brown. It is just too funny to hear. Apparently later there was a tornado coming and farmer brown had to get all of the animals into the barn before it came. Crack, it's whats for dinner.

Tuesday, August 20, 2002

I am missing too many Passions.  It is funny when people buy lube and condoms but nothing else.  I wonder what other funny combos are, email me to make a suggestion.  The form is on the side, it will get to me.  I almost lost my cool pen, I let Erika borrow it, than I looked at her ass, than she left.  What's up with that, she was the one wearing white pants.  OMG someone was wearing small white running shorts and she didn't have much else on, heh.  Damn Tim Horton's has a lot of recruitment commercials.  More computers sold, one left.  Jay's photos came back, should be posted soon hopefully.  It is kind of funny when there are 5 guys over looking at the pictures and than the chick from the pharmacy comes over for something, funny how it went quiet quickly.  Shit I can't remember if I said it here or where but I figured out why my surround sound was sounding like shit, two of the three front speakers were not plugged in, duh.  Send me mail, or funny retail shit.  The email is to the left under my cam, mmmmKay.

Monday, August 19, 2002

Is Felicity back?  I am not sure, I don't remember this episode and she was still in school, the info says it takes place a year after graduating.  Yay Felicity is back, I love Keri Russell.  She straightened her hair though, still looks hot.  I am missing so much Passions lately, too much infact.  I think I want to open an arcade in the mall and load it up with EuroDance games just so I can watch a bunch of fucktards dance stupidly.  I just saw the most fucked up Tim Horton's commercial.  I am not sure if the main focus was to get new employees or to get the name out there more.  Retarded.  

Early Monday, August 19, 2002

I just remembered something I left out of the last post.  Now I know there are some video games that are based on dancing and moving to the beat to continue.  You either look cool or goofy doing it depending on the circumstances, but at Wonderland they had EuroDance.  I don't know I just think that the name is hilarious.  They also had a virtual reality game, it wasn't part of the arcade.  It was outdoors and people paid $5.75 to look like complete fucking morons in front of everybody who happened to walk by.  Even if it was free I wouldn't have done it because the game involved a lot of weird hand movements and the goggles just looked stupid.  There were people in that thing all day long too, fucking morons.  That's all I wanted to say.  

Sunday, August 18, 2002

Ok I am missing a couple of posts and I do not remember what the hell they were about.  Stupid something, I'm not sure what.  The episode of the Simpsons is on where Smithers is brown.  Linksys makes a lot of different LAN Cards and than in each card there is anywhere from 2 to 4 revisions for each type of card, it is a total mess.  My hair is starting to reach helmet hair stage, too thick and bushy and not to mention messy.  It is getting too hard to control.  Last night I played Final Fantasy X from midnight to about 430 and than played a bit more when I woke up, I think I got back into the game again, pretty good story so far.  I think I am on the verge of getting another pimple or two.

I went to Wonderland the other day, I didn't get to go on any of the new rides but holy fuck, I went on Minebuster a bunch of times but one time it was so incredibly abusive, I held on to dear life so the ride would stop hurting me, shit it hurt.  The ride that put me out of commission for the night was The Rage, a ride that just rocks back and forth, it is a little kids ride but after 5 times in a row it made me just sick.  They still have the 2 Galaga machines, they put them both in the same arcade, weirdos.  A lot of nice people there, very nice.  I like the swing of the century, late at night it is very soothing.  Oh yeah while I was in line for The Rage the attendants for the rage humiliated these two girls who kept screaming while on the ride, with announcements like look forward and take your head out of your friends lap.  It was pretty funny.  

So E-Supply Chain Management will not be offered, so I have to find something else to take, I was thinking of along the lines of an Investment course.  Soon hopefully this whole school thing will be over.  I want to check my marks for the geography class, hope I get in A in that too.  I got a C+ on my report for finance but ended up getting an A, I guess I did pretty good on the final.  I hope this year it will not be a painful experience, easy school please.  

I should put away this salsa back in the fridge, it has been sitting on my desk for a while now and is kind of warm.  It is still sitting their, I am looking at it, I still don't want to put it away.  I still haven't put up any of the Buick Pimp stuff, soon soon.  I think I will try to make a complete theory of fat people or something, I don't know how to explain it.  Before playing FF X I was playing Heroes of Might and Magic 3, I have been playing that  a lot too.  King of the Hill is funny too, I wish Family Guy would come back.  Buffy comes back September 24 or so.  TaTa

Monday, August 12, 2002

I missed Passions again, it has been about a week.  I am tired but not sleepy, restless but unenergetic and thirst but without water.  I am downloading about 17mb worth of quicktime, I should be sleeping but wasn't able to and now I can't  My foot hurts, I have nothing to do tomorrow, well this sucks now doesn't it.  School starts soon, it will just make all this drag on longer and isolate me even more than I am now.  This sucks too, I am going to go eat some cheese.  Now I fin d out someone copied me and made brownies, copiers, want to be as cool as me, well why  the fuck do they want that, fucken wankers

Sunday, August 11, 2002  

I thought styrofoam plates were ok in the microwave.  I think I was wrong, where the burger was now looks melted down almost on the other side, the sausage on the other hand went right through the plate leaving a mess for my mom to clean.  The hamburger also shrunk and is hard as a rock and just as tasty.  Oh yeah this is a reminder to everyone, it is the end of the week, clean your tvs.  Apparently you people do it once a week, just sick.  I think I want to open a store called the Portuguese Woman Store.  It will carry a wide variety of irons and ironing boards, yarn, knitting needles, vacuum bags, tc etc etc.  I think it will be a big hit.  I wore my wop shoes today, whoops not wop gino.  Hmmm damn people are watching tv so no Final Fantasy for me, guess I have to just try photoshopping a picture, I wonder if I have those nudies still.  Oh I saw those dirties again, they were talking to the person pimping the slimfast thing for like half an hour.  I think that was their lunch, the free samples that is, god they are disgusting.  I hope I get a bullet in my head before I turn into something similiar.  Wow there was another reference in the Simpsons that I never caught in the 50 times I saw the episodes before.  He rose to the top in a bloodless cou, everyone was smothered with pillows.  

Friday, August 9, 2002

Damn I keep forgetting to update this.  I want to, I am just lazy.  Instead of a nephew or neice waking me up this morning it was my dad listening to some fucked up thing on TV.  I think I have all the proof that I need to show that I am disturbed.  In my dream last night a person in it had a freaky weird name that you would only see in a kids show if he was a train conductor or something.  It was something like Charlie Darry Conducta, ie my brains  twisted way of saying Charly Daily Conductor.  He did drive a train too.  Than I drove to the beach in a Bonneville and played volleyball with some chicks, but that name thing I finnd scary.  Last few days all I have been doing is basically play WCW/NWO Revenge on 64.  That game is something like 4 or more years old and I just love playing it, I like the grappling system, it is easy to pick up and play.  Nothing quite like a 40 man battle royal where the only way to get eliminated is from pinfall or submission, that takes a damn long time.  I had the joy of telling a woman that two of her films were ruined, a gear in the machine broke and left film stewing in the corrosiveness.  I am so tired all the time and I don't even stay up laste, it must be this getting up early business.  My parents bought me gino shoes.  I like my toothbrush, it looks cool, except the handle isn't stiff.  Hopefully I will be able to tear myself away from games and do the things for Buick Pimp and something for the Buick Golf Classic thingee.  

Tuesday, August 6, 2002
Listening to Hit Or Miss by New Found Glory  

Wow productivity abounds for me today.  I made cupcakes but ate some of the batter, just enough to leave one thingy empty and the rest in the second batch to become much shorter cousins to the first mighty batch, I even washed up everything afterwards...for the most part.  I shaved, and for me that requires a lot of motivation.  I must be the only person who cuts himself on the inside of his ear while shaving.  Someday I am going to be shaving my head or face and I will just shave the whole darn thing off.  Ear that is.  Ummmm I finally remeber to go get crickets...after I came back from the mall, so I made the trip out to go get them.  Brought back the scribbles I have done so far for Buick Pimp, I may just type that up someday soon.  Ok so I only really did two things today but that is a fucking lot.   Jason has a webpage , wish that slut a happy belated birthday, heh at least I remebered somewhat.  Oh yeah the cup cakes are good, the outside is a bit dry but far from burnt, I even got icing for it so it is really yummy, It is a 300 pound fat ass delite treat © Deanomac.com.  I hope taht is the copyright thingy, I am having trouble seeing it.  I now own an air freshener for the car, I guess it smells, Would have probably been cheaper to just open a box of cow brand in there and spill it on the floor.  Oh yeah see what I got, it is neat-o, no?  Yeah that's it for me today...well because I have nothing really going on today, blah.  

Monday, August 5, 2002

I have this nagging feeling that I am going to be screwed on my performance evaluation.  This only bugs me because my raise depends on it and well mostly because I do shit and don't get recognized.  You better recognize :).  I need to clean my room, I need to clean my keyboard, yuck.  I started writing stuff for Buick Pimp Magazine.  Maybe will come back soon.  I really need to clean my room.  What the hell am I going to do this month, well not much.  It is hard to play playstation on a black and white computer, although it does look classier.  I really should shave, this thing is annoying me to no end, I'll probably do it Saturday.  Maybe I will make brownies again tomorrow, or cup cakes.  It has been so long.  Lord of the Rings is released tomorrow, I haven't seen it and well don't quite plan on it either.  My hair feels like it at the beginnig of  a mullet.  I can't shave my head, well I guess I can but if I were to I couldn't put it off too much longer, it is cold on the head when done in the dead of winter.  I can't think of what else to write.  

Sunday, August 4, 2002

Five alive commercials are weird now.  I saw a small spider working hard making a web in the bathroom.  It has positioned it's web by the blinds in such an area that no bug would enter it, not like there are many flies zipping around here.  I feel sorry for the fly for some reason.  I hope I am not as clue less as the fly, that there is something greater that can see that my toilings are useless and just a waste because I will never get done what I want to get done.  Is it all a waste, blah.  I drew that because it is Simcoe day, also known as the civic holiday.  Z3 are going to be discontinued to make way for Z4s.  They will be sporting the same engine though so I am not sure why they just called it the all new z3, all new except the engine.  I actually got a letter from a customer saying that I am a good work guy, all I can say is about fucking time.  Damn 5 years later and all I have to show for it is one fucking letter, but this rules!!!!!!

Ok people, I am going to start on creating Buick Pimp Magazine.  It would be like super great if you guys could contribute a few bucks so I could get a domain for buickpimp.  It is 50 for .com and 45 for .ca  In exchange you shall receive 2 buickpimp emails as well as 2 deanomac emails.  It will like totally rule.  

My parents are back from their holiday bringing with them various portuguese chocolate, they sure like mint filled chocolate.  I made the picture above, it sucks bad I know.  I probably spent more time looking for a picture of Tim Horton's (I only found one after 3 search engines and many different searches and browsing dozens of pages of thumbnails).  It also took me longer than I expected to get a picture of a red civic facing away.  I did however find like a few dozen pictures of silver civics in various directions.  

I need to shave, it is way hairier and messy than usual, I really don't like it.  I baked brownies the other day, they were good, apparently a little dry, they reached about a day old.  Steve felt that he had to make a huge mess with my brownies on the counter and steal my maxims before he left, what a pig.  Whoa on Malcolm In The Middle they have the same encyclopedias I had.  they were purchased in Zehrs like 14 years ago.  I might go to wonderland this week, woohoo.  That's enough today, I didn't do the great on my exams as I had hoped, especially I covered the equivalent of 3 courses worth of work in 3 or 4 days.  The exams were back to back.  No more studying for a month and the air conditioner is on so hopefully I will do this thing more and begin work on Buick Pimp as well as Final Fantasy.  

Older stuff, July I think