My pee is going to explode.

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My urethra can hold it all in because I am all man. I should have filled in my endorsement form by now but I still haven’t. I don’t know why but I always seem to sabotage my career the most. I can do so much more to help myself out but I just don’t feel like doing anything. When I’m at home I just feel like lying on the couch and waiting for the timme when I will get up to lie in bed. And repeat. The only time I really feel like doing something is when I’m at work not wanting to do my current job, but that usually passes in a bit.

I don’t get why people like participating in fashion n’ motion, it seems I dunno superficial I guess. Maybe just because of the massiveness of the project and they get to meet and get twirled around by a whole bunch of people.

I have had a bad eating weekend, pretty much all junk food, including a large thing of onion rings smushed into my poutine. At least I haven’t had an chips. The new vending machines at laurier are loud. Someone ordered chips from one, from the noise that came from the machine I thing it put a bunch of chips into a new bag and filled it with air and seaaled it or something. I couldn’t think of any other reason it sounded like a vaccum cleaner. I’m such a slug, I don’t feel like moving, not even for DDR, I don’t know why, I don’t know what will break me from this habit. Maybe it is the food but I doubt it, even with better food I still don’t move. Maybe it is because I don’t really move or walk anywhere anymore. I just sit at my desk all day, before at least if I did nothing I’d be standing in place, or at worse leaning on something in one spot. I don’t really feel like starting any sort of new projects or reading other than light reading or trying to learn anything or really follow through with anything. Maybe it is just the weather, maybe it is the toll from being oon the road so much, I should sleep more. I did last time and it was soooo good.

Oh Kathy can now be found at http://heavenlyevil.com

Oh yeah Kathy’s olympic hoodie seemed to have a bit of a stitch problem on her hoodie’s front pocket. At the top at the ends of where the pocket is they have both become undone up to the point of where the vertical stitching is. Oh well, I still have the receipt.

Oh well I am going to go watch Kathy play DDR and bounce around. Maybe she’ll wear the skirt I got for her.
– Tuxedo Mask out

Headache again

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I’m not too sure where it came from but I think it was the food. I have cold chills now and I feel like my skin is rippling above the surface and that it is loose, I bet it could peel off.

The weekend was a quiet one, Kathy studied on Sunday, on Saturday we pretty much watched TV and bummed around. We also go some Olympic Hoodies. They’re real neat, they have an extra pocket in the front to put an iPod in. I found out that Tim Horton’s has some meaty chilli and that carrying two 6 packs of pop bottles is a pain in the ass, especially when it is cold. I was cold and Kathy wasn’t, very odd. The same thing repeated as we were walking from the bus to my parent’s house.

On Friday we went to the mall, came back on a very crowded bus only to turn around and go back to the mall and watch Narnia. We were dropping off packages that we got at the mall. I go to the mall a lot for a guy trying not to spend money. I drove Chris home today and avoided the temptation of sushi. I slept most of the way home, or at least was in a state of half and half. My lack of sleep probably has more to do with why I am not feeling very well.

I need more blankets, my nipples are cold, actually nipple.

I’m sick cough cough, bah.

I stepped in cold, wet dry food.

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It was still moist! and it was dry food, the cat carried it all up the stairs in his stomache for me. A great way to wake up. Work feels so dead endish right now and why not it is for me but I have only myself to blame, I don’t open my resume much or at all.

I got Battlestar Galattica min series, a bit more than I expected but I had it covered with a gift card. Time seems to go by so quickly sometimes I wonder how much of it I have wasted, there is so much more I could be doing. At least it is January, time will feel slow for the next while at least. Some day I need to shrink my pics and put them online.

Fish Time

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I changed the light in my aquarium, the difference was amazing although I think I was the only one who noticed the difference. The light is so much warmer. Let that be a reminder to everyone to change your fish bulbs. I forgot the pH testing stuff so I’ll have to do that later. A fan blew onmy computer and I didn’t notice the smell of burning electronics, eventually my heatsink seized and died as well so I’ll have to check to see if anything exploded now since there was also a pop sound.

My Head Hurts Some More

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I came back from my vacation. It was a fun 10 days although it was originally suppose to be like 20 or something, meh. Didn’t get out a whole lot and ate sushi until I got sick. I didn’t see any giant tomatoes but I did get to see giant kitties and a weiner dog.

I switched departments at work, not quite sure if I am doing stuff correctly but I guess i’ll find out on Monday. I did get to make a couple of VB scripts for someone so I am learning, yay.

On the present front I didn’t really want anything at all, after all I got nobody anything really and Kathy got a cheap book she wanted and a bumble, yes a bumble! I got Arrested Development Season 1 and 2 as well as some boots that hurt my feet a lot that I am told I’ll be able to stretch and something else that I can’t really remember at the moment since I am so tired. Oh Super Scrable.

I got some Tiger Barbs yesterday and some other fish and the cat is absolutely fascinated by them, he sits far from the tank now and just watches everything in there. He loves it.

I was thinking of getting some more but those plans are put on hold now since the power steering in my car broke. Not just a line but the whole thing and it is 800 bones to replace and repair. A whole 1/3 of my car’s value. It broke down in Brampton so I had to find someplace that could even look at it tonight and hope they could repair it in time so I could go home eventually. Since it wasn’t something simple like a line they had to order stuff in that wouldn’t make it in time and I had to call around until I found someone who could give me a ride home.

I’m going to sleep now, I am very tired. Did I write about the story about getting lost in Brantford? That town is ghetto.

Loo Woo Hoo

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I’m going to be lonely soon. Kathy will be heading soon to her home planet. It will be a few days before I can follow. After when I get back I’ll get lonely again. I hope I can perform.

My tummy is weird, Harveys is weird. I shouldn’t eat there. I need to learn VBscript just so I can fiddle with excel more. Meh. I had to drive to work alone today. The drive itself wasn’t too bad safety wise, just a lot slow moving people and dumb people.

I don’t feel like writing much now.

I work a bit much

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11 hours monday 8 hours today. Could be worse, could be John he was still going when I left, of course he is paid double than me. That’ll be fixed if the NDP get elected. I’m sleepy and feel icky and achey. I haven’t practiced any vbscript yet. I did screw up some more things at work, bah. I should get a nice bowl of ice cream. Well the week is almost over at least, sigh. Had to clean up another store today, the only trouble was that it was pretty damn clean, and I got lost leaving it. Hell I even got lost in the mall I walked the centre hub of the mall 400 degrees before I found the wing housing the food court and than I promptly left since there was a line for sushi and mozza burgers.

I kind of feel like hiking somewhere but I am not sure where, plus it is cold and windy lately so that won’t be as much fun as I’d imagine it to be. My hair is getting so long and mullety. I feel like I should be getting a berett or something to tie it back with. It just feels like too much hair but I do enjoy just having it just puff up at the end of the day.

My gum is weak, help me Willy Wonka!

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My Brother-In-Law and Sister went to attend a funeral on Thursday or Friday for his niece. My mom said she was murdered by her ex-boyfriend. She only briefly mentioned it so I’m not entirely sure how accurate that statement was. She was around 24ish I believe. When I was in grade 7 she came over for a month to Cambridge during the summer. During that summer I had my first kiss. She actually kissed me first, I guess she was slumming. Being the dorky kid I was than I was trying to avoid her, she tried a few times. I think I thought I was going to be a bad kisser and such so yeah. We ended up kissing a few more times during the summer. Maybe she just thought I was playing hard to get. Wow I discovered that secret so yound and didn’t even notice, pretend you’re not interested and they’ll redouble their efforst, heh. I remember being dissappointed next summer because she was suppose to come again next summer but she ended up working all summer so she can get new school clothes of her choosing. It seems like this is all I can remember of her. Oh well.

Yesterday was the Zellers xmas party, I didn’t go, too far and I didn’t think it’d be my scene. I did end up getting some grocery store sushi at Zehrs, they had some tuna and salmon maki roll stuff, it was extremely good and fairly cheap at 5.99 or so. Double Dash now, hopefully I’ll remember to write again soon.

Bigus Dickus

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A lot of people camped out for Xboxes, I’m sure most are just going to turn around and sell them for 3 times their worth and than microsoft will unleash their hoard of xboxes just in time for 3 weeks to xmas.

I worked at a store again today. It was OK, my boss has a tiny car that I had to slouch in. I’m worried that the GMM thinks I’m lazy but he put me in charge of some marketing thing. It really is a minor nothing thing but just weird that he put me as the point man.

I have slugs growing in my fish tank. I have since turned on my filter and they are still there. I was hoping they would magically dissappear. My honey thought the fish tank smelled bad before, now you can really smell it. My bills were under 200 this month which is nice, I think I overpaid the month before so I guess it doesn’t really count.

I got the cat more cat nip with a ball in it. He was playing with the red mouse earlier in the day, he knocked it under the treadmill and than ran to other side and was looking back and forth to figure out where it ran off to, than he just went all over the treadmill figuring the mouse was underneathe.

I got him another bag with catnip and a ball inside. Kitty loves the fresh stuff and gave off a lot of weird meows. I guess he won’t be sleeping much.

I’m tired now. Today I had enough time in the morning to shower early on and than with my touque did my famous touque combing technique. I apparently wowed a lot of people. My hair is starting to look mulletish too. Some hair in the back is getting fluffier and is sticking out more to the sides.

Kitty is high.