{"id":119,"date":"2006-06-20T18:48:41","date_gmt":"2006-06-20T23:48:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/2006\/06\/20\/still-cant-call-portugal\/"},"modified":"2006-06-20T18:48:41","modified_gmt":"2006-06-20T23:48:41","slug":"still-cant-call-portugal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/?p=119","title":{"rendered":"Still can&#8217;t call Portugal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>granted I haven&#8217;t been trying a lot but it isn&#8217;t working when I try.  I think some of the people that live near the people behind me have been evicted.  There is a few mattresses on the curb and a whole lot of shit including about 7 tires, I have no idea why they have that many tires or where they would have put them.  <\/p>\n<p>My neck hurts, I can&#8217;t turn my head to the right without strain or pain, I can&#8217;t seem to relax the muscle.  I hope icce cream will fix it.  The ice cream I found in the fridge had quite a bit of ice in it and by a bit I mean a lot.  Right now it is sitting in a blender melting a bit.  I haven&#8217;t used this blender before, I hope it works.  Kathy and I shall be getting a Monster Blizzard that has all kinds of crap in it.  M&#038;M&#8217;s, cookie dough, and all kinds of other crap.  I hope the blender works.  I should have had chilli instead of tuna, oh the yumminess of beans.  At Zehrs they have cans of beans that are half the volume of the the regular can at a whopping 10 cents less making it 99 cents.  I decided too consume more beans and let them go to waste if I wasn&#8217;t that hungry.  <\/p>\n<p>The cat is so fucking stupid, he is still trying to niible away at the cactus, he doesn&#8217;t seemed to have gotten hurt yet but it is the second time today he has tried that.  Something wicked this way comes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>granted I haven&#8217;t been trying a lot but it isn&#8217;t working when I try. I think some of the people that live near the people behind me have been evicted. There is a few mattresses on the curb and a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/?p=119\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday","category-the-cat","category-work-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}