So all this time I never realized that Jail and Chair are 2 very similarly sounding words. For years my dad would say stuff like if I was speeding they are going to catch me and put me in jail. I thought he was saying they were going to catch me and put me in the chair, I assumed the electric chair. I was a pretty good kid overall, I watched for cars when riding my bike when I was 7 so I wouldn’t go to the electric chair.<\/p>\n
I think kids need more threats like this, I would say stuff like you have to wash my car or you will end up in the poisonous snake pit.<\/p>\n
So it is my Dad’s birthday today and he is pretty old, 70. Never really clicked in before how old he really is he doesn’t look as frail as normal old people do. I guess it is a good thing he quit smoking.<\/p>\n
Kitty is the best and bravest kitty in he world. And cheap computers today come with a chip made in 2008, bah<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So all this time I never realized that Jail and Chair are 2 very similarly sounding words. For years my dad would say stuff like if I was speeding they are going to catch me and put me in jail. … Continue reading