{"id":77,"date":"2006-02-15T20:08:39","date_gmt":"2006-02-16T01:08:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/2006\/02\/15\/im-so-tired-am-i-awake\/"},"modified":"2006-02-15T20:08:39","modified_gmt":"2006-02-16T01:08:39","slug":"im-so-tired-am-i-awake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/?p=77","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m so tired, am I awake?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have an interview downtown tomorrow, gosh darn it I am nervous.  I dislike all my dress shirts so I am going in wearing Olympic clothing.  My eyes want to sleep, my body does too.  I applied to a couple more positions within the company, I hope to hear some good news on them.  I stupidly bought a Cash for Life Lottery ticket on Saturday before my aircut and won 6 bucks.  Today I cashed it in and got another ticket as well, I won 4 bucks.  The cost of the ticket was 4 bucks.  I cashed that in and got another ticket, I won 4 bucks.  I cashed that in and I won $50,000.   I scratched the top row, than the second row and I believe that 2 $50000 were showing and than I scratched the bottom row.  I almost shit my pants.  Than I noticed I miscounted and the first one I thoought said 50,000 actually said 25,000 so I did not win a thing.  <\/p>\n<p>This is a short one, oh yeah people fill in the links on the entry below, damn you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have an interview downtown tomorrow, gosh darn it I am nervous. I dislike all my dress shirts so I am going in wearing Olympic clothing. My eyes want to sleep, my body does too. I applied to a couple &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/?p=77\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday","category-work-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deanomac.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}