I still don’t know portuguese

So all this time I never realized that Jail and Chair are 2 very similarly sounding words. For years my dad would say stuff like if I was speeding they are going to catch me and put me in jail. I thought he was saying they were going to catch me and put me in the chair, I assumed the electric chair. I was a pretty good kid overall, I watched for cars when riding my bike when I was 7 so I wouldn’t go to the electric chair.

I think kids need more threats like this, I would say stuff like you have to wash my car or you will end up in the poisonous snake pit.

So it is my Dad’s birthday today and he is pretty old, 70. Never really clicked in before how old he really is he doesn’t look as frail as normal old people do. I guess it is a good thing he quit smoking.

Kitty is the best and bravest kitty in he world. And cheap computers today come with a chip made in 2008, bah

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