Actually I don’t but I get that ad in my google ad thing all the time, it is a little creepy. If I didn’t talk about fish or vaginas all the time I’d be in the clear but I heart vaginas.

I have not seen the Big Bucking Chicken ad for burger king since the first day I saw it on TV and I saw it twice that day. Their website doesn’t even mention it. I guess they got angry letters or something or people realized that it would be a bit too much of a controversial ad to be worth it. You have to pick your battles carefully and well they got stockholders to please. As long as it means more of the King I am OK with it, his creepiness is neat. They should have had him riding the big bucking chicken. give it a bit more of a punch, maybe have it on Brokeback mountain with some other pudding eating cowboys to tie it in better with all the other gay signals they have tied in to their previous Burger King ads.

Ok that is a better Google ad, Fish Tank Coffe Tables. At first glance I thought it was about getting coffe stains out of your fish tank. I was going to link them but I just realized their site is just set up to make money. The idea is to link to buy ads to put on cheaper sites and than put better ads on their site so you click on their ad to make money. I.E. their site is void of content and is just a wasteland. I want a milkshake.

My fish tank is over half full, the water warmed up in it pretty quick and so far there is no signs of snails. If I bother getting clothes on I might go out and get cat food and a gold fish. The cat apprently requires food everyday.

I really suck training people on systems at work, I tend to overload them a bit with informations which isn’t really good for their first day.

Oh yes and try not to buy a Dell laptop, Kathy has just got her motherboard replaced for a third time and the computer wasn’t in working order when she got it back, she has to get a part replaced again and she just got it delivered. They sure did a thourough check of her computer.

Before about the Digital cameras I still haven’t found one that fits my criteria. Canon shoots at 4:3 ratio not 3:2 other than that they’d be perfect, Pansonic doesn’t have the shutter/aperature adjustments, most cameras actually don’t unless you go for soemthing much better/bigger/more expensive, les sigh.

My nephew just asaid his chemistry class is fun, I bet he is a meth head!

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My parents, well my mom was baby talking to kitty, I think he dug it. Yesterday he was so excited to show me that there is water in the fish tank and than he stared at it from the tv, the sofa, and the chair he just kept watching expecting something to happen.

My new job has been delayed for two more weeks because apparently my current area is too shorthanded. I did one price change and than played in access all day, in short I didn’t do much. Tomorrow I get to mail something, wow. I don’t think my pay will get boosted either : /

It is impossible to find a camera with specs that I want.4 seemingly simple things and I can’t find them.
1 It has to be able to take pictures at a resolution that is a ratio of 2:3. That way a picture can be taken and it doesn’t have to be cropped, in other words when it is snapped I know exactly what a printed picture will look like. Especially handy when handing over your camera to someone who tries using the whole screen area.

2 Use SD memory, it is cheap and fast.

3 Have apeture and shutter speed prioirty settings. I want to learn a bit more but don’t want to go all out and get a big SLR type camera. I know most power shot Canon’s have it but they don’t have number 1.

4 Responsive flash recycle times. My current camera takes 7 seconds between shots due to waiting for the flash, it doesn’t sound like much but if the first shot missed than that is a lot of waiting, it really sucks.

Kitty just buried his head in a blanket beside me, what a weird and probably cold cat.

Here is kitty playing volleyball

Here is kitty looking all heavenly

He isn’t soft though, he is a ferocious beast.

He has that look in his eye again, he needs meat

From when he first came into my life

He is a sleepy drunk

But he is so pretty

He is also a lazy cat, he lies and sleeps on his back a lot. I have never seen my sister’s cat ever lay or sleep on her back but he does it regularly. He jumped up on a bed after the curtain was open and the sun started shining down on the bed. He immediately laid on his back with his head almost hanging off the bed looking out the window

This is Trixie. She is my sister’s cat and was born March 1, 1988, I think, it may be 87. She has less fat on her body and when you pet her (and she demands being petted, but just for a short while) it feels a lot more boney than ever. She is so cute though. She does have arthritis and slowly walks up the stairs. My sister has actually got another food bowl and moved her other litter box to the main floor to accomodate her. When she goes to lay down on her tummy now, instead of folding her legs under her or in front of her she kind of just crosses them in front of her. I love her so.

And from Hallowe’en, I can’t remember if I posted it. I didn’t bother making a full size tetsaiga so I guess I am not a huge loser yet.

I have got sick, my eyes feel dry and my head is weird. A lot of people I know are sick too as well. Kitty jumped out of his chair, went to the other room, came back. Jumped on me and start purring and poking me with his paws to make me more comfortable and slept on me a lil bit. I’m going to try and sleep, I feel hungry but I ain’t a bunch. I got a new job.

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Anyways my arm feels weird. I carried out a slot machine from work for a friend and my arm feels like there is a phantom weight on it. You know how if you stand in a doorway and keep pressing up when you walk out your arms go up, same kind of feeling. I did get to realize that my arms have become very noodley, I use to carry around TVs all the time before, I am sure I’d struggle greatly if I tried.

Kitty like sleeping in my laptop case, he is such a sweet kitty. I didn’t get to see Kathy today, with all her class plus studying and such, I probably won’t get to see her tomorrow either since I should be preparing for an interview, well I guess I should be preparing today as well. It is for the management trainee program. I’ll see how it goes, It is downtown though so that will suck to get there.

So I think I mentioned that I got a project to do for someone who I will be having a different interview with. Someone else was asking about me and he seemed pretty uninterested about me and mmore so in someone else, I’m not sure if it is due to the lack of experience in his area since his people are n00bies or if he overheard me making fun of him. Well we will see. I also applied to some positions outside of the area.

I feel full still, the food I ate on the weekend is still filling my stomache, unless that is the gas from the beans I have been eating. I couldn’t get a good night sleep again yesterday, I tossed and tunred a few times. A couple of those times I think I squashed the cat. On the plus side he is using his litter box again. He is pretty suspicious of it since his litter was replaced with crystals, he smells everything before going. It was funny just watching him step into the box, He’d prod the crystals first and than attack it when he thought it moved or that something was living under it. He did that too with the regular litter when it got changed he would just start scratching away at it digging a hole.

Night Night Kitty Cat

Since I can’t find my fuck valentine’s day picture

I am excited, things are looking up, I feel rejuvenated and excited.

I still haven’t got a haircut, it is hard to go out there and get it done. Than again the only time I got it done before was when there was a magicuts in a Zellers and I got a shitty haircut there. I did shave today though, I had the music loud and cranked and than my parents got home, they were not too happy.

I ended up not getting any olympic stuff, it is all the same stuff as before and I am in no dire need to get anything. I did unfortunately spend 15 bucks on food, sushi two whopper (whopper wednesday), and a Chocolate Cookie Dough Blizzard.

I am so stoned tired right now, gah. I am going to someone’s birthday party tomorrow, I haven’t met her yet, but she is going to be Kathy’s roomate as soon as the summer rolls around. I hope I don’t have to shake her hand. Oh well sleepy sleepy sleep.

Oh yeah kitty snuck out the door for a bit when my mom was airing out the kitchen the other day and stood at the edge of the snow covered patio. She called him in but he pretended he didn’t hear her but as soon as the he heard the door start to close he meowed and came in, although very slowly. He stepped slowly and carefully before taking each step. Each time he lifted his foot out of the snow he shook it before putting it back down. I love that cat. My mom was chasing him a round with an empty toilet paper roll earlier. I tossed it into the living room when I was taking my shower, when I was done and came out my mom just picked it up and was trying to put it on his tail. Kitty wasn’t very impressed with that so he jumped off the chair and started walking away, it fell off when he jumped. She than went to pick it up and chased him across the room as he started to walk fster and faster. She never did catch his tail as he ducked behind the sofa.

Goodnight all.

I have made $5 in interest in January. I am such a financial genius. The sad part is that I have forgotten or at least it is in the deep cracks in my brains, that is to say my personal financial knowledge is. It is rather sad but I would be struglling a lot to figure out how to do my own taxes. I accidentlly brought some nudity to work but no one really noticed except the two people who were looking through my pictures at the time.

Speaking of pictures.

I eat too many delicious beans.

I am pretty tired today. I spent another wonderful weekend with my honey. Unfortunatley I can’t for the life of me find work around here. A position that I could do they wanted 3 years experience and it was a 6 month contract. I was looking through the job bank at Laurier, the only thing I could be qualified for is tree planter but I hate digging. I still need a haircut as well anyways.

I might get some more Olympic stuff to wear but I am not sure. Originally I wasn’t going to but than I found out for 2 weeks of the year I could wear it at work and that may sway me, also the extra 20% off but there isn’t anything there that exciting for me that I may want to get. Maybe a black version of the hoodie sweater that I already got, but I already have a lot of hoodies so it would be just another to go in the closet. I don’t really wear hockey jerseies a lot so my Buffalo one will be much more than enough. I guess I am OK and do not need to find a way to justify me purchasing more clothes.

My name is Dean and I am addicted to spending money on trinkets. That should be obvious, I have purchased so many small toys and stuffed animals, weird shells for my tank and laser lights for it. I had collected a bunch of Bionicles. I have a bunch of video games that although I play it is rarely, I just don’t feel like it, I guess with that I was hoping for more of an interactive experience with more people. Today I contemplated stopping by Zehrs to get some grocery store sushi, some for today and some for lunch tomorrow if I had to drop Chris off at home. His house is by the Zehrs which tends to carry more sushi. He drove his truck home so I didn’t have to, which was nice. I purchase things on impulse and I regret it pretty much right away (like when I got the learn french software) or later down the road. I still go to the malls every weekend or close to it. I am glad to say it is mostly for viewing purposes. I still have the urge. I really can’t say that I have beaten it since I still have high visa bills. I am slowly saving more, very slowly. I would like to have a higher paying job. It is really sad and I am embarrassed that after 4 years of university and having been out of it for 2 years that it took me so long to find a job and that the job I did find pays scarcily over 25000 and really only requires a high school diploma. I feel ashamed of myself every morning when I wake up at 6 to go and work for the next 8 hours under my potential. I am so much more, but I am not, so says my job. It is said that our jobs are a part of our identity. Usally when you just meet someone one of the first 5 questions will be What do you do, and from that the other person begins to form their own take on who you are. Meh, I wish I was Batman.

The other thing that bugs me is the act of shaking hands when meeting someone. I am not too sure why, I think it is because it seems so formal and rigid and I am not hip enough to liven it up. I guess just also making contact ith another person, especially someone I just met. I was just thinking of this because on Saturday Kathy ran into, (well chased more like it) Tudor and Laura. This would be the first time I met Laura in person, only saw he in a car before. She shook my hand. I wanted to hide behind Kathy. It just seems like such a normal thing a normal person would do. I am somewhat normal but I just got uncomfortable. Maybe it is my many years without human contact or lack of being around normal civil human beings. I don’t know. I always just liked waving my hand saying hi at a comfortable distance. It just seems to say Hi and keep me safe from the ass kicking I likely deserve.